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August 15, 2005

You KNOW TV is really starting to suck when the TV Guide channel is beginning to feel unwatchable.

I wish to violently kill about 80% of my co-workers.

My human superpower- to realize whether or not I'm about to waste my money buying or watching something before actually plunking down the cash.

Forget Rushuna, they gotta make a figure of Mikan in that bunnygirl outfit.

I have learned that you cannot get fired for displaying an exceptionally bad work attitude at McDonald's.

Things that eventually seem obvious are rarely that way at first.

I don't know what's more annoying, people who try to fit perfectly into stereotypes or those who try too hard to make it look like they aren't stereotypes.

Life would be nicer if you could punch people who deserved the knuckle marks.

I am not a person you want as a role model. If I AM your role model, re-evaluate that life of yours NOW.

Wonder- are post offices the ONLY workplaces people go postal in?

If I can get a cute girl to kiss me, anybody can. Remember that; you'll feel better.

I ALMOST bought myself a Puchiko hat at the anime convention. I did not. I missed out.

At this point, I'm beginning to wonder if even the Ramones are getting sick of hearing 'Blitzkrieg Bop' played on 50% of all commercials.

Somedays, we ALL have fury.

I'm too clingy.

I'm not so sure I'd want to have a jetpack. While I imagine it'd be extremely fun to use- remember, there's that little thing about having to get accustomed to the controls. And it's hard to find flat areas without a great deal of buildings or greenery you can smack into.

Ryan Stiles just appeared in a Pizza Hut commercial. It's even more official than before; Ryan Stiles kicks ASS.

It's a little-known fact that no matter what cause is out there, its leader WILL be the worst person possible to be its leader.

If you are showing off your ability to kick yourself in the head to your friends, NEVER end up kicking yourself with your ankle.

You'd think that attack power in RPGs had some sort of logical limit, and by that I DON'T mean 9999 ATK power, or for Nippon Ichi fans, 999999 ATK power.

I hope that the inventors of Viagra, Cialis, and Valium are all found brutally murdered in their beds. How dare they be responsible for all the spam we get.

I think it looks funny when you mask swear words. Don't agree with me? @#$% you.

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