Random Musings

Thoughts. Yeah.

March 31, 2004

It is my personal theory that all male country singers share the same voice. Ditto for the females.

How can drinking eight glasses of water a day be good for you when the first thing that pops into your mind while drinking it is 'liquid rust'?

What with the Milk Junkie 2 movie being out now, I have actually fulfilled my dream of being a character in a hentai flick.

I'd like to be able to go down the street, listening to video game music, without feeling like someone's gonna go 'Contra' on me.

My brother has one of those Nuclear Bass Emitters in his car. He says he mostly uses it to play country music, which I can vouch for. Somehow, he has managed to NOT get shot to death for doing such a thing by wannabe gangstas.

Kendo is the first activity I stink at that I still manage to find enjoyable.

In my personal opinion, Viagra is more of a curse than a blessing. Finally, FINALLY, you are no longer being controlled entirely by the motivation for sex in your old age; that's like the prime stressor in life just POOF! Gone! And you want it back? Are people NUTS?

If there's ever an anime version of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, I think ONE revision should be made. Make Nia from DearS the leader of the "Knights Who Say -nii".

Chiyo-chan or Komoe- who would win in a straight-up, no-holds-barred cage match?

Every human being needs a special attack.

Fake sick more effectively. Stick your fingers down your throat during the call. If the call is suddenly interrupted by projectile vomiting, they'll probably ask YOU to stay home.

Why couldn't Mario have just stepped to the damn side, like TWO FEET, and saved me about two-thousand man-hours of trying to avoid those bastard foes all throughout Mario Brothers in my childhood?

Now that I'm a bit on the sadistic side, just ONCE in a side-scrolling beat-'em-up, during the inevitable Moving Vehicle stage, I want to see somebody get taken out by a tunnel entrance.

If I can't figure out whether the blonde girl from Eiken's first name is Grace or Lin, I'm just gonna start calling her Vacuum-mouth.

People always blame NEWER video games for the rise in youth violence. They ALWAYS completely forget the time somebody from Nebraska threw hammers in an arc above their heads at every plumber they found, and the time a disgruntled teenager hurled barrels down a hill at bystanders, killing a cat and injuring six humans. And those are only TWO examples.

I can meow. Sometimes I'm not even intending to do it too.

C'mon, let's face it, we ALL find the image of disgruntled postal workers funny.

Girls don't even TRY to look adorable past a certain age anymore. It sucks.

What do YOU think I need to do first in order to appeal to girls more- look nicer, stop being such a raging dumb-ass, or get enough muscle in me to make Arnold Schwartzenegger cower in fear?

On the plus side of being as short as I am, at least I stand at roughly eye level of just about every girl I've ever met.

If I have to hear the word 'bling' even one more goddamn time, I'm going to start killing people indiscriminately.

I am the living definition of being 'out of the loop'.

My brain hates me. How else can it be that I have so many ideas for things I'd like to do or make and yet my brain refuses to learn the skills necessary to actually do or make these things?

Being shy sucks.

There could theoretically be mention of boobies on the other pages of this section. Shall we check?

You somehow have failed to insult me, Yuka Takeuchi Fan! To the main page with me!