Hey, Let's Prove The Site Runner's Namesake!
Oh son of a bitch, I can't take that opening paragraph anymore. Ah, being fourteen! A wonderful and confusing time where I knew not where I stood nor why everyone else stood far away from me. It was a not-grim time, filled with an anime noob's already-there love of big breasts and a gaming magazine that wasn't ten years old back then in hand. All it took for puberty to turbocharge its way into the darkest recessed of my mind was that one picture. Takahiro Kimura, thank you. Without you, this site wouldn't be here, and I would be without over $2,000 in story money, more obscure games than I know what to do with, and a complete lack of friends.

I wonder if I'll ever have the energy to update the alt-text to make myself appear slightly more sane, as well.

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	(thanks, Bradster)
	(big version)
(thanks, ex_3pyon)	(thanks, Rusty Marino)	(thanks, Rusty Marino)	(thanks, Rusty Marino)
(thanks, Rusty Marino)				(thanks, Dave Watson)
	(thanks, Bradster)	(thanks, Bradster)	(thanks, Bradster)	(thanks, Bradster)
(thanks, Bradster)	(thanks, Bradster)	(thanks, Bradster)	(thanks, Bradster)	(thanks, Bradster)
(thanks, Bradster)	(thanks, Bradster)	(thanks, Bradster)	(thanks, Bradster)	(thanks, Bradster)
(thanks, Bradster)			(thanks, Rusty Marino)	(thanks, Dave Watson)
(thanks, Jake Perez) Akira-only version (thanks, J.G.)	(thanks, Bradster)	(thanks, Bradster)
		(thanks, Jake Perez)	(thanks, Jake Perez)	(thanks, Wade Sims)

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I haven't realized you ain't updated this since '05. Wait. Main page, please.